ShakaZulu
Contributor
Here we go, some material for you Scuba Board peeps
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
You not stupid; you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against millions of others...
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, then you are invulnerable.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill a smarty.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
You not stupid; you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against millions of others...
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, then you are invulnerable.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill a smarty.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't!