Doing It Wrong-Anti-DIR

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Lawman

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I see in another thread someone has stopped posting
because they are tired of DIR followers bashing their
way of diving. How about an Anti-DIR thread? It would
be devoted to ways of diving that are NOT DIR.

What would an Anti-DIR doctrine be like? Well, it would
probably feature an air hose that wouldn't wrap around
you like a boa constrictor.

Any other ideas for an Anti-DIR doctrine?
 
Whatever you come up with I'll agree 100%;)

Where do I have to sign?:mean:
 
trolling makes me sleepy.
 
Give it up Lawman, you will be assimilated. :D

Serious... Well semi-serious.... Ok.. somewhere in here is a serious statment. I think. Hmm....

Top Ten reasons for being a stroke.

1. You get to use a computer and rot your brain.
2. You only need one BC instead of an aluminum back plate for diving wet and a steel one for diving dry. Don't forget, you can miss out on owning a good collection of wings as well.
3. Your backup light can cost less than a $100.
4. You can do your workouts with a good book and a bowl of nachos!
5. You get to use high pressure steel tanks.
6. You can enjoy hanging with the buddies after a training class rather than passing out from exhaustion.
7. You can use all kinds of new toys to convolute your inflator hose like subducks and air2's.
8. You can wear pink flippers.
9. You can drag your gauges anywhere you want.
10. You only have to learn one way of kicking! :)

(By the way.. if you are trying to out troll Jepuskar, I think you need to be a little more discreate.) ;)
 
Jepuskar scored some big points recently, and he just needs to catch up :D. Anyway, back to the topic. Hmm... how about not surfacing until you're sucking vacuum out of the tank? Solo diving to 200ft? The problem with DIR isn't its equipment configurations or skills, which actually make a lot of sense most of the time. The problem... well, there may be a few, but they've all been mentioned before, many a time. No point in waisting time being redundant, eh? :)

-Roman.
 
I have played devils advocate in many DIR arguments. I have reasons. However, the bottom line of the message IMO is a good one especially when compared to the normal recreational diving slop. But by all means a seperate forum is a good idea. I have some ideas for titles even...

Poorly Skilled and Proud
Clueless and Cool
Horizantally Challanged
Poodle Jacket Jockies
Rodales Raiders
 
landlocked once bubbled...

Top Ten reasons for being a stroke.

1. You get to use a computer and rot your brain.
2. You only need one BC instead of an aluminum back plate for diving wet and a steel one for diving dry. Don't forget, you can miss out on owning a good collection of wings as well.
3. Your backup light can cost less than a $100.
4. You can do your workouts with a good book and a bowl of nachos!
5. You get to use high pressure steel tanks.
6. You can enjoy hanging with the buddies after a training class rather than passing out from exhaustion.
7. You can use all kinds of new toys to convolute your inflator hose like subducks and air2's.
8. You can wear pink flippers.
9. You can drag your gauges anywhere you want.
10. You only have to learn one way of kicking! :)


1. Who needs a computer....or an spg....just guess
2. I like gettin wet
3. Lights....who needs lights in a mucked up quarry anyway
4. AMEN...I love nachos
5. Nothin like elevatin the possibility of the element of surprise
6. Yes, beer is tasty...so are the nachos we'll order
7. Well, it is Christmas time, why not put some toys on MY list
8. I prefer blue...pink is for girly-men
9. I don't have them...I'm guessing remeber??? however, I could fill that octo with some quality mud
10. Why kick when a scooter can do the work for me???


Am I trollin yet?
 

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