Give it up Lawman, you will be assimilated.
Serious... Well semi-serious.... Ok.. somewhere in here is a serious statment. I think. Hmm....
Top Ten reasons for being a stroke.
1. You get to use a computer and rot your brain.
2. You only need one BC instead of an aluminum back plate for diving wet and a steel one for diving dry. Don't forget, you can miss out on owning a good collection of wings as well.
3. Your backup light can cost less than a $100.
4. You can do your workouts with a good book and a bowl of nachos!
5. You get to use high pressure steel tanks.
6. You can enjoy hanging with the buddies after a training class rather than passing out from exhaustion.
7. You can use all kinds of new toys to convolute your inflator hose like subducks and air2's.
8. You can wear pink flippers.
9. You can drag your gauges anywhere you want.
10. You only have to learn one way of kicking!
(By the way.. if you are trying to out troll Jepuskar, I think you need to be a little more discreate.)
