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Cousin Itt
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Sorry guys - it's not poticly very correct....
world championships in freediving.
US guy is diving, 1,2,3,...6 minutes and he is on the shore. Journalist are asking - what method of training do you use?
Yoga - answers the diver.
Next one is German - 1,2,3.....10 minutes. Wow, journalists are almost crazy, asking the same question
- Yoga answers German
The third one is Plish. 1,2,3...10....20 minutes
Journalists are shouting - what kind of yoga do you train?
- What f****yoga? - answers the Polish guy. - My f****suit got stuck in some bloody root!!!!
 
:rofl:
 

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