NJScubaDoc
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Anyone know any good diving jokes? riddles? puns?
I saw this one on another site and I'm sure some have seen it before....
Four diving instructors and their classes were on a boat that struck a rock and began sinking ...
The SSI instructor told his class: "Inflate your BCs and surface locator sticks, jump off and wait for the Coast Guard."
The YMCA instructor told his class: "You all had to swim 20 miles to qualify, the distance to the shore should be no problem, now jump in and swim!"
The NAUI instructor told his class: "We are the first and the best and the greatest! Everyone grab a woman in one arm and a child in the other and swim them to shore!"
The PADI instructor said: "Gear up and have a seat. There will be a extra charge of $50 each for this unscheduled wreck dive."
I saw this one on another site and I'm sure some have seen it before....
Four diving instructors and their classes were on a boat that struck a rock and began sinking ...
The SSI instructor told his class: "Inflate your BCs and surface locator sticks, jump off and wait for the Coast Guard."
The YMCA instructor told his class: "You all had to swim 20 miles to qualify, the distance to the shore should be no problem, now jump in and swim!"
The NAUI instructor told his class: "We are the first and the best and the greatest! Everyone grab a woman in one arm and a child in the other and swim them to shore!"
The PADI instructor said: "Gear up and have a seat. There will be a extra charge of $50 each for this unscheduled wreck dive."
