Disturbing advice given

[mempilot]

Oh no you didn't! I wish I could respond to that, but I'd get banned for sure! ROTFL

 

[dlndavid]

Oh no you didn't! I wish I could respond to that, but I'd get banned for sure! ROTFL

Oh yes I did, but my tongue hurts from biting it.

 

[Firefyter]

If I'm not excepted here , I'll have no other choice but to go solve the middle eastern peice problems single handedly

It looks like you're already excepted ...lol

 

[doole]

Being from the land of large octopus, about the only way I could see that happening is if you initiated the contact ... in which case, you get what you asked for ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

I was once diving in the land of the large Octopus when a large one rocketted up out of the deep, enveloped a fellow diver and proceeded to wrench her snorkel off, leaving her mask on her head sideways.

It was one of those dreadful pink snorkels and I guess he was into pink at the time. They can be like that.

I wasn't in the water at the time but her buddies managed to kind of lever him off her head. (I gather they're very strong but they get bored really quickly. Octopus, that is.)

I was in the water a little later and saw another (well, presumably) great big bugger. When I approached him he turned bright white and started doing a rapid series of pushups. I just turned around and cruised in the opposite direction.

 

[mempilot]

Sounded like a pretty good idea to me (turning around and swimming away)! LOL

You guys really do have some monsters up der, don't ya?

I had a trigger fish follow me once. LOL

 

[novadiver]

Which piece would that be?

the piece that needs the mushroom cloud

 

[WaterDawg]

Im glad I have folks permission to save my own life, not sure what I would have done or have ben doing till now.

 

[FatCat]

snip...basic SUCBA...

Either it's the meds or this is one of the best typos ever

PS

Uncle Pug, gimme back my shoes please.

 

[SeanQ]

Im glad I have folks permission to save my own life, not sure what I would have done or have ben doing till now.

How would getting Ben to grab coral save your life?

Everyone else is nit-picking spelling, so why not?

 

[FatCat]

How would getting Ben to grab coral save your life?

The sting might wake him from his drug-induced apathy so he could help you chase away the giant octopus, preferably in the direction of the hungry sea monsters. While the two of you are on that adrenalin high, look around for shoes, would you?