Definitive proof that Wife = Problem

[miketsp]

I just received this by mail:

1. To maintain a wife needs time and money so
wife=time x money (1)
2. It is well accepted that time "is" money so
time=money (2)and so substituting into (1)
wife=money x money
wife=money^2 (3)
3. It is also well accepted that money is the root of all problems so
money= square root of problem (4)
4. Substituting (4) into (3)and simplifying

wife = problem. (5)

Quod Erat Demonstratum.

 

[Mrs Mares]

Very good.....did you work that out all by yourself. lol

 

[Fitzy]

You are a genius, does your wife agree..?

 

[miketsp]

You are a genius, does your wife agree..?

Fortunately she's the least of my problems LOL.

 

[wstein]

I just received this by mail:

1. To maintain a wife needs time and money so
wife=time x money (1)
2. It is well accepted that time "is" money so
time=money (2)and so substituting into (1)
wife=money x money
wife=money^2 (3)
3. It is also well accepted that money is the root of all problems so
money= square root of problem (4)
4. Substituting (4) into (3)and simplifying

wife = problem. (5)

Quod Erat Demonstratum.

Looks back through all my old college math books for that formula.

paul