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simbrooks:
Check the thread history Andy - it was in the basic scuba discussions

now, THAT is low-down treachery!
 
simbrooks:
Its still amusing, but of course not all lawyers have a sense of humour ;)

I must disagree.
I believe that all lawyers have a sense of humor.
It is something else that many of them lack. :eyebrow:

Maybe some of them need a recompression treatment in a used septic tank. :D

Gee, I guess this thread did become usefull after all. :11:
 
pipedope:
I believe that all lawyers have a sense of humor.
It is something else that many of them lack. :eyebrow:

human DNA?

oh wait, no... that's computer services support staff types :eyebrow:

(the above is a joke and it may or may not reflect the beliefs of the
poster, his family, certain of his household pets (but not others)
and the Ed White High School Class of 1985 (Go Commanders!!))
 
I would say that commercial divers are not quite human. It is not a requirement for the job but it helps. :eyebrow:

There are computer support people and then there are AOL and similar support staff who seem to have a total of 10 brain cells between the entire staff.
:sick:
My cats seem to think lawyers are great.
Then again, they are carnivorous killers who like to play with their victums before killing them. ;)

I better go, it is time for a dive in the tank. :sick:
 
pennypue:
Ok, let's review the troll "clues".
1)His board name is Lawman, mmmmm, perhaps a hint as to his profession?? His sig line is "I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer"
Ollie North, 1986......a coincidence?

2)This board is loaded with engineers and computer geeks (appellation lovingly applied)

Now, group one likes to instigate things. Group two likes to build things. It was like teasing a dog on a rope with raw hamburger, easy and fun. :D Gullible, gullible, gullible.

Shame on you Lawman!!!

Do it again! Do it again! :jump:

Clue #1- It was a used septic tank
Clue #2- It had a 9" hatch
Clue #3- It was pressurized using truck tire valves
Clue #4- It was pressurized with an 8hp compressor
Clue #5- It was to have a 1/4" plexiglass window held with screws and aquarium sealer
Which one of them tipped you off Inspector Clouseau?
 
Lawman:
Clue #1- It was a used septic tank
Clue #2- It had a 9" hatch
Clue #3- It was pressurized using truck tire valves
Clue #4- It was pressurized with an 8hp compressor
Clue #5- It was to have a 1/4" plexiglass window held with screws and aquarium sealer
Which one of them tipped you off Inspector Clouseau?
I believe it was "none of the above".
Your quote was a dead giveaway, contained an oxymoron====="good lawyer".

:laughing: <=====this would be the hint that I'm just kidding, kind of........;)
 
pennypue:
Your quote was a dead giveaway, contained an oxymoron====="good lawyer".


why.... i outta...


"I'm being executed at dawn. I was to be executed at midnight, but
I have a smart lawyer."

Woody Allen
 
H2Andy:
why.... i outta...


"I'm being executed at dawn. I was to be executed at midnight, but
I have a smart lawyer."

Woody Allen
I know its a quote, but of course you have a better chance of not being shot (assuming firing squad) at night as they cant see, unless you are on the east side of the squad at dawn - or they slept in. ;)
 
simbrooks:
I know its a quote, but of course you have a better chance of not being shot (assuming firing squad) at night as they cant see, unless you are on the east side of the squad at dawn - or they slept in. ;)

Keep on marching to that different drummer, Simon.

It's what I like about you.

Foo
 

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