FireFyter :
That Aligator isn't really 6 feet long you know..... You must not be able to measure.
You know how I know that ?
Here is a story.
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.?
'From now on when I say BELL 1?
I want you to strip naked.?
When I say BELL 2?
I want you to jump in bed.?
And when I say BELL?3?
We are going to make love all night.?
' The next night he came home from work and yelled? ' BELL 1! '
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.?
When he yelled 'BELL 2!',
the wife jumped into bed.?
When he yelled 'BELL 3!',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ~~ 'BELL 4!'?
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband??
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '?
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'?