Country Band Alabama (new found divers)

[syruss32]

Well shucks, I never knowed that the band Alerbama wuz inta divin!

But I come across this here song, and I guess the song says it all!



If You're Gunna Dive In Texas (You gotta have a B.C.D)

If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D
The diving sites are hot, but below about 28 feet
So don that new wetsuit and don't forget the hood
If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D

I remember out in Clear Springs
We were diving in a hole
When a diver in the back gurgled up, and we thought that he would blow.
He said I am dis-oriented, but guys don't get me wrong
There was just some frog piss in my air hose

If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D
The diving sites are hot, but below 20 feet
So don that new wetsuit and don't forget the hood
If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D

So we headed for the surface, and then back onto shore
Then them divers raised a ruccus when the food began to flow
You say you all wanna free dive, you say you wanna see a shark
Well here's a diving song before you go

If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D
The diving sites are hot, but below 20 feet
So don that new wetsuit and don't forget the hood
If you're gonna dive in Texas
You Gotta have a B.C.D


Syruss
scubadiver@coraladventures.net
http://www.coraladventures.net

 

[Butch103]

Syruss32......When are you going on tour? More importantly when are you going to be touring Canada? I like you early material. I f the rest is this good........Hey I can't wait. :froggy: Butch

 

[syruss32]

Coming soon to a town near you, the Group AlaDivers!

Singing all your favorite song from the masters! Here is a little Michael Jackson to get you going. Please all young boys don't get hooked on diving with Michael.

Michael Jacksons - Breathe It

They told him don't ever dive around here
Don't wanna see your fins, you better disappear
The suns up in the sky, the visibility is really clear

You better swim, you better dive the best you can
Don't wanna see no fish, nor squidlike auqamen
You wanna be trained, better learn all that you can
so breathe it, but you wanna dive again

Just breathe it, breathe it, breathe it, breathe it
No one wants to get decompressed
showin how funny and strong you dive
It doesn't matter whether your fins are wrong or right
just breathe it, breathe it
just breathe it, breathe it
just breathe it, breathe it
just breathe it, breathe it

The world is out the get you, better dive while you still can
don't care if its air or nitrox, so long as there more in the can
You wanna get way down, as far as you really can
so breathe it, breathe it

. . .

Syruss
scubadiver@coraladventures.net
http://www.coraladventures.net

 

[Butch103]

LOL
Haven't checked your bio syruss32,
you a song writer or what ???

Butch :cold:

 

[Butch103]

Syruss32...
Are you touring above or below the water? Butch

 

[syruss32]

Well to be quite honest I know two things for sure:

1) As a professional singer I would be able to collect a lot of rotten fruit at any given performance

2) It's a ***** to sing through a regulator, I know this I tried it a couple of weeks ago. And 40 feet no one can hear you screech! At least that was my hope, since my wife has banned me from singing in the shower.

Funny the things I get in trouble for. I figure, if there is still air in the tank I rented (I've paid for it after all) and my gear needs a good rinsing. It only seems logical to take everything in the shower.

My wife kicked my tail for that one. Very strange since at the time it seemed perfectly logical to me. And still does!

syruss
scubadiver@coraladventures.net
http://www.coraladventures.net