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Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting
and Prayer Conference includes meals."
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus."
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to
follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
**********
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
**********
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
**********
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
**********
PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting
and Prayer Conference includes meals."
**********
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus."
**********
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
**********
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
**********
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
**********
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
**********
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
**********
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
**********
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
**********
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
**********
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
**********
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
**********
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
**********
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
**********
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
**********
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
**********
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
**********
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
**********
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
**********
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
**********
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
**********
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to
follow.
**********
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
**********
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
**********
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*********
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
**********
Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
**********
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
**********
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
**********
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
