Here's how it works with me. I show up the day before the first dive to do any paper work, answer any questions the operator might have and check in my gear for a quick inspection. On the day of the dive I show up at least a half hour before the boat leaves. I'm usually early compared to some divers who seem to disregard time so I might ask the captain if it's OK to board the boat when I see that he is done doing his preparations. I tell the captain that I want to set up as near the back of the boat as possible because these old bones don't like hiking in fins. I store my stuff below the seat and only take out what I need for the trip out. In the meantime I will be conversing with those divers nearby, discussing relevant stuff like where they are from, etc. Usually I throw in a few lies to make myself seem more experienced and interesting, as do they. That's par for the course. On the way out I pay strict attention to either the DM or boat person who will explain things about the dive location, ask questions if I am confused (most of the time) and gear up for the dive, trying to stay out of everyone else's way. When the boat is tied up the captain will give his speech about the boat, the wreck or reef and makes sure that everyone has a dive partner (hate the word 'buddy') unless the DM is leading the pack. I discuss with my partner that I can get lost in a one-seater barber shop and that it will probably be his responsibility to get us back to the boat if we are on a reef dive. If he has the same problem I change partners. I try to get off the boat first if my partner is ready. Getting back after the dives I dismantle all my stuff and store it under the seat if possible, again trying to stay out of everyone else's way and then continue the story of my life's history, usually with my dive partner. It's really a lot of fun, especially if you are talking to a Canuk or you are in another country. Life's great.
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