Dont forget the X amount of time by local purveyors hawking their tours!
CCV Orientation/Checkout Dive ?
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You're right~ it's an Algebraic Equation
(6.5 days) x (24 hrs) = 156 hours of potential Total Bottom Time (pTBT)
(pTBT) - {distractions} = TBT (total bottom time)
The equation:
pTBT - ST (sack time) = TAT (theoretical awake time)
TAT - [(CMQ {consuming mass quantities} + SatB {sitting at the bar}] x [SQUAWK {seeking queer unique and weird knowledge from the parrot} / GUAM {gaining awareness under monkey-lalas}] = [(BAT (Bat Appreciation Time)) x 3000 p.s.i.] / NOSE (number of shoredive entries)-(NOSE (Number of Shoredive Exits)) = L
Are you with me so far? It's about to get complicated.
L / [PIE (preoccupation in eating)] - [SLACKH (snoring loudly at certain known hammocks)] x [FWIW (floating weightless in water)] = {ANT (available nap time) - FARAWAYS (fuzzing about real awful work and your SUV) x TANHYDE (total available number hammocks you dream endlessly) / GOOMBA (get off of my boat advisories)} =
...ummm, ahhh, I'm a little fuzzy in this part.
Can anyone help here?
Yes 42!
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