Cars

[kavka]

-AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
-BMW - Brings Me Women
-FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
-FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
-HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
-SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
-VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
-PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

[HockeyPuck]

kavka once bubbled...
-FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD - F'er Only Runs Downhill

 

[R_Deluca]

Ford - Found on Road Dead!

 

[hnladue]

For Only Real Drivers!!!

 

[Panzer70]

FORD

F****d Over Re-built Dodge

 

[Mo2vation]

FORD - Fell Off Rack, Dead

FIAT - Fix It Again, Today. As a Fiat owner for many years, I can personally attest to this.

 

[oversea]

FIRST-ON-RACE-DAY NASCAR FANS UNDERSTAND THIS, AS A FORD WAS THE CHAMPION. iN FACT NHRA BETTER START WATCHING OUT TOO!!

SAAB- SOMETHINGS-ALWAYS-ASS-BACKWARD
MOPAR- MOSTLY-OLD-PARTS-AND-RUST

 

[pipedope]

FIAT
Fix It Again Tony

You want a fun car, try a Lancia Stratos (the Rally race car from the '70s).
If you can find one.
and if you can afford the Ferrari mechanic to keep the engine running right.

 

[Mo2vation]

I had the 128 3P... a rally car from the 70's. Somehow I wound up with the Euro model - fastback, KPM, the whole 9. Very funky. I've seen one other like it in the last 27 years...

In that unmistakable Fiat dayglo green, of course. Ah yes... jumping off loading docks and running fire roads. What a car. What a POS, but what a fun car.

Somehow it earned the name Shep from a buddy - as in George of the Jungle's elephant. I dunno. The 70's were a little wacky, and honestly a bit of a blur. I remains to date the only car I've owned that had a name.

K