I know this one is true, because I was there. USS California, 1974 or '75
An urn with some deceased Admiral's ashes is delivered, unexpectedly, to our quarterdeck the night before we sail out of Norfolk. We leave it sitting on the XO's desk with a note. After some discussion the following day, the XO and Captain realize it isn't a prank the overnight watch section played.
XO reviews the regs and customs, and figures out a ceremony. I happen to be the OOD (officer of the deck / watch officer) when we hold the ceremony. I get a telephone call from the Gunnery Officer. It turns out that he doesn't have any blank bullets for the M1 carbines we will be using for the rifle salute. So we make a guess on max range, check the radar, and I pick a ships heading that gives a good clear range with no inadvertant targets off the starboard side. We forgot just one detail.
I hear the ceremony was brief, but very appropriate,with the Captain reading a couple of bible passages before the XO poured the admiral over the side as we fired a rifle salute.
Cremated ashes are very light. In picking a direction safe direction for firing the rifles, we forgot to check the wind. Very light, but still enough that the XO's shoes and pants legs were covered with ashes. Everyone was very formal and completed the ceremony as if nothing had happened. Later after I got of watch, I saw the bosun's mates sweeping and hosing down the fantail to put the rest of the admiral over the side.
The other humorous moment was after the ceremony when the XO asked the Gunnery Officer "How many blanks rounds do we carry onboard for things like this?" and only then told that we used live ammo instead.