I have only started reading this website this evening, and was beginning to form the opinion that there are some rather, shall I say, obsessively eccentric people under the water.
This one has to take the first prize! You, my friend, are a complete lunatic!!
And, of course, congratulations. I have 4 of the little beasts. And I have to say one of the most stunningly rewarding and indescribable events of my life, other than the miracle you are about to witness (on dry land, I hope) was the day my little boy and I went diving together. First real dive, other than training.
He was 13, and we were in Hawaii, and took a boat dive to Molokini crater. We hit the water just as the sun was coming up - it was almost dark - and about 3 minutes after reaching the bottom, he motioned frantically to me with his hand up in front of his forehead - SHARK! And there was a cute little 2-3 foot white tip reef shark. COOL. And then we saw him again - but even though he was farther away, he seemed the same size. And then we saw him quite a lot farther away, and he was still the same size. Took my addled brain a minute to realize it wasn't quite the same shark - and that this one was quite a lot larger. Within a few minutes, we were surrounded by a dozen of these things, up to about 8 feet long. WOW. And, maybe 5 minutes later, they all disappeared, just as the light was getting stronger. Off to bed, I guess.
Anyway, that was one of the most wonderful and intense experiences I can remember, and I can only wish you the same.
But seriously, drop the UW camera - and stay married!!
John
