Boss is pregnant, I need slang terms for banquet

[Kwbyron]

WEeelllllllll..........word got to the boss....she wasn't too keen on the idea after all. but it's one of those things that isn't explained well.... we still might do it in card form...maybe I'll videotape it or something. Here is the "master list" I had it down to 25 seconds. oh-well.
1. knocked up
2. with child
3. bun in the oven
4. popped a condom
5. up the duff
6. drank from the well
7. lady in waiting
8. eating for two
9. shot full of baby juice
10. in the family way
11. in a fix
12. swimming up the stream
13. visit from the mailman
14. hole in one
15. joining the club
16. PG
17. fish got outta the tank
18. pregger
19. put his babies in her
20. fertilized her garden
21. preggo
22. mommy dearest
23. spackled with population paste
24. caught messin’ around
25. Killed a rabbit
26. has one on the way
27. preggy
28. visit from the stork
29. craving pickles and ice cream
30. gravid
31. he made a late night deposit
32. starting the critter factory
33. expecting
34. slipped one past the goalie
35. ready to pop
36. swallowed the watermelon seed
37. sporting the baby bump
38. 9 month slump
39. parturient
40. drinking milk
41. played the 19th hole
42. stuffed the turkey
43. layin the egg
44. Burning a CD
45. reaching the final level
46. a bundle of joy
47. spelunking in the critter-cave
48. receiving freight
49. struck by the trouser snake
50. Sha-ZAM

 

[Damselfish]

Alone in her office is a whole lot different than at a work banquet - sounds like something sure to backfire. Even if she thought it was ok, others won't. I'm not much for PCness, but even I would consider it tacky and wonder about the person doing it...

 

[Kwbyron]

well, keep in mind it's done in about 25 seconds, I slurr the more un-pc ones, It's like a roast, normally, you wouldn't call you're boss's wife a tramp, but in context and good fun, somehow it's ok. It also turns out that the event is a lot bigger then what I though.... I thought it was just co-workers..nope... oh well.

 

[Tom Smedley]

You should probably just give her a break and skip that part. She'll love you for it.