Boss is pregnant, I need slang terms for banquet

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Kwbyron

Kwbyron

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Ok, so my boss is pregnant, and we are having an end-of-year awards banquet thingy... I want to give a short speech congradulating her based on "Carlin' 7 words you can't say on TV" I'm looking to get 40 or so... here is what I have:
knocked up, with child, bun in the oven, spackled with baby juice, drank from the well, popped a condom, up the duff, lady in waiting, eating for two, shot full of baby juice, in the family way, in a fix, PG, getting a hole in one, fish getting out of the tank, joining the club.
Anything ya'll can think of would be good.
Thanks!
 
preggy, caught messing around, mommy dearest
 
expecting, sprogged up, in trouble
 
I hope she's a good sport. Women can be sensitive. A pregnant woman can be hyper-sensitive. Motherhood is honorable, and many of these slang terms sound derogatory. I'm not trying to rain on your parade, I'm just saying...

-Ben M.
 
parturient

Scientific not slang though.
 
slipped one past the goalie, ready to pop, about to pop one out, drinking milk, breeder, swallowed a watermellon seed, ready to foal, PMS free, basketball in the tummy, sporting the baby bump, fertilized, procreating, reproducing, 9 month slump, increasing the population, sporting the strech marks
 
In the family way. Glowing.
 
airsix:
I hope she's a good sport. Women can be sensitive. A pregnant woman can be hyper-sensitive. Motherhood is honorable, and many of these slang terms sound derogatory. I'm not trying to rain on your parade, I'm just saying...

-Ben M.
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Well Ben, when she made the announcement, I went into her office and
"I heard you killed a rabbit?"
"yep, I dun got knocked up"

so, she has a pretty good sense of humor about it...and I am going to try to rip through these quick enough you can't really hear them. Thanks for the suggestions guys, keep 'em coming. I got 40 now, but if I have options, I might be able to do better.
 
Sprogged up rules. Man. Too funny.

---
Ken
 
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