DiveDiva_Ashley
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RoatanMan:Number two, watch your shoe: The explodo-matic gear bag. As if he yanked a string and a life raft packed with accessories and save-a-dive kits spewed outward. Roughly taking up space allotted to accomodate 1.97 divers. No matter what effort, impossible to put 3# of poop back into a 2# bag.
Six- a veritable bag of tricks: Multitudionous accessories including but not limited to dual Spare Air, Sea Gold Drops Platinum (made from the sweat of the inner thighs of Virgin Swedish DiveMistresses)
8...Oh, was I late? The self centered clown that shows up at push off time, not at the be-at-the-dock-to-load time.
I've never been a captain either, nor worked on a boat but I have been on several boats and had conversations with a few different captains in the Keys about this very subject.
Though there are several warning flags, I personally think the worst are the ones who 1) come late 2) haven't dove recently 3) travel alone and can't speak English (hard to make a dive plan if your buddy can't speak your language) and 4) need help setting up their gear. Not saying that all who fit into one of these categories are bad buddies, just that several of those things combined together add up to one big problem for me. Maybe I'm too picky, but I know I'll enjoy myself much more underwater if I'm with someone who knows what they're getting themselves into and I won't have to constantly be worrying about. Those carefree dives are the most enjoyable and relaxing for me.
My husband isn't a diver (I know, I know

Good post, RoatanMan! :14: