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Bubba decided it was time fer his kid Billy Bob to learn him the ways of the world, so he takes him to a brothel.
The Madam says, "Since it's his first time and he's such a fine strapping lad, I'll give him the works. When we're done I'll rub his back with oil and give him a manicure."
A week passes and they happen to run into the Madam on the street. Billy Bob gets to actin' all sheepish, so the Madam asks him, "Why, what's wrong Billy? You're actin' like you don't even remember me."
Billy Bob shuffles his feet and says, "Sure I remember you Ma'am. You're the lady that gave me crabs, then cut my nails so I couldn't scratch 'em."
The Madam says, "Since it's his first time and he's such a fine strapping lad, I'll give him the works. When we're done I'll rub his back with oil and give him a manicure."
A week passes and they happen to run into the Madam on the street. Billy Bob gets to actin' all sheepish, so the Madam asks him, "Why, what's wrong Billy? You're actin' like you don't even remember me."
Billy Bob shuffles his feet and says, "Sure I remember you Ma'am. You're the lady that gave me crabs, then cut my nails so I couldn't scratch 'em."
