Land Locked
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Beautiful diving Sunday at Joe's, ever read the sign at the gate,"Warning the fish may eat you." I don't know if I will ever be able to dive there again, I'm emotionally traumatized and thinking of selling my gear. ;-) ;-)
On our second dive of the day we came by the LDS platform and I was confronted by a Kentucky Blue Piranha, not a prime male but a pumpkin seed juvenile. Glistening in the water he confronted me mask to eye for a full thirty seconds, he backed off and I thought I had won the stare down. He moved off to my left out of view and then all hell broke loose, the little demon tried to remove my ear lobe!! Five bites in less than a second! My dive buddy almost lost it and didn't have time to bring the camera to bear. Who's to blame about my swollen and bleeding ear lobe? Joe has been complaining about the increased cost of fish food lately, his fault? He was seen feeding the fish 20 minutes after our dive. My fault for the stare down, not wearing a hood? Do I need to build a blue piranha cage for future dives? Was he just p'd off about all the commotion between dive shops and inconsiderate divers of late? Help out and let's prevent future attacks on innocent divers at Joe's. Give Joe a couple extra bucks for fish food, then we won't have to listen to his complaints of higher fish food prices and the Kentucky Piranha will be less likely to attack!! Meanwhile I'll heal....
On our second dive of the day we came by the LDS platform and I was confronted by a Kentucky Blue Piranha, not a prime male but a pumpkin seed juvenile. Glistening in the water he confronted me mask to eye for a full thirty seconds, he backed off and I thought I had won the stare down. He moved off to my left out of view and then all hell broke loose, the little demon tried to remove my ear lobe!! Five bites in less than a second! My dive buddy almost lost it and didn't have time to bring the camera to bear. Who's to blame about my swollen and bleeding ear lobe? Joe has been complaining about the increased cost of fish food lately, his fault? He was seen feeding the fish 20 minutes after our dive. My fault for the stare down, not wearing a hood? Do I need to build a blue piranha cage for future dives? Was he just p'd off about all the commotion between dive shops and inconsiderate divers of late? Help out and let's prevent future attacks on innocent divers at Joe's. Give Joe a couple extra bucks for fish food, then we won't have to listen to his complaints of higher fish food prices and the Kentucky Piranha will be less likely to attack!! Meanwhile I'll heal....