At The Pearly Gates

[MSP Rescue Diver]

On their way to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.....for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons.If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together FOREVER?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering: what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to FIND A PRIEST up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

Marc

 

[Pez de Diablo]

I love it!

Great joke.

 

[nawtical]

Nice one! I am always in the mode for a good laugh!

 

[CD_in_Chitown]

3 ministers were riding a bus with their wives to the Southern Baptists convention when the bus was involved in a terrible crash, killing all six of them instantly. They arrived together at the pearly gates and lined up before St. Peter.

To the first minister St. Peter said: "I cannot allow you to enter, you have been a greedy, selfish man. There is nothing in the world you treasured and loved more than money. You loved money so much you married a woman named Penny." and sent the couple away.

To the second minister St Peter said: "You sir will not be allowed to enter the kingdom, you are a gluttonous man who sought and hoarded the sweets and desserts all your life. Your gluttony was so brazen you married a woman named Candy."

The third minister turned to his wife and said: "It ain't looking good, Fanny."