Thanks boltsnap, there is age appropriate diving near me, it's called the swimming pool!!!!!!
Another issue is that I don't like hanging around with old people, and anything that has 'age appropriate' written on it I avoid like the plague..
If you can make it to the Red Sea, I'll meet you there. There are nice places with very easy shore diving and staff that is very eager to help. You have Aqaba in Jordan and Egypt's Red Sea.
I pray to Allah to give you good health to enjoy diving for decades to come.