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A salesman's car breaks down on a lonely outback road. He
opens the bonnet to check out what the problem is. For 20 mins he stares at the motor not knowing what the problem could be. Suddenly he hears a voice say " I reacon it's your battery leads are loose". Quickly looking around for the owner of the voice he see's nobody there, looks back the motor and hears the voice say "I'm tellin ya mate I recon it's your battery leads" . He looks up only to see a big black horse standing in the paddock next to his car,and to his amazement the horse say's once again "your battery leads are loose mate". The salesman fixes the leads jumps in his car and drives as fast as he can to the next town and goes straight to the pub. He orders 3 large scotches and drinks one after the other. The barman asks him if he is all right and the man tells his story of the talking horse. The barman asks where this happened and the s/man say's about fifty miles out of town. The barman tells the s/man that he was the luckiest man in the world. The s/man fearing that he may have only just escaped with his life asks why? The barman say's to the salesman that that was farmer Smith's farm and that usually he has a big white horse in that paddock and he knows bugger all about cars.
opens the bonnet to check out what the problem is. For 20 mins he stares at the motor not knowing what the problem could be. Suddenly he hears a voice say " I reacon it's your battery leads are loose". Quickly looking around for the owner of the voice he see's nobody there, looks back the motor and hears the voice say "I'm tellin ya mate I recon it's your battery leads" . He looks up only to see a big black horse standing in the paddock next to his car,and to his amazement the horse say's once again "your battery leads are loose mate". The salesman fixes the leads jumps in his car and drives as fast as he can to the next town and goes straight to the pub. He orders 3 large scotches and drinks one after the other. The barman asks him if he is all right and the man tells his story of the talking horse. The barman asks where this happened and the s/man say's about fifty miles out of town. The barman tells the s/man that he was the luckiest man in the world. The s/man fearing that he may have only just escaped with his life asks why? The barman say's to the salesman that that was farmer Smith's farm and that usually he has a big white horse in that paddock and he knows bugger all about cars.
