Welshman
senior member
One day a Jewish chap, a Hindu chap and a Scouser arrived at their hotel to find there had been a mix up with their bookings and there was only one room for them to share. The manager explained that the room had two beds but he'd phoned an old farmer friend of his who had a barn one of them could sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit but since there was no where else to go the Jewish chap very graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the Scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room when there was a knock at the door. It was the Jew.
"I'm sorry", he said, "but there's a pig in the barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable sharing the barn with it".
"No problem", said the Hindu equally graciously,"I'll sleep out ther instead". So off he went to the barn leaving the Jew and the Scouser to get to sleep.
They were just settling down when a knock came at the door. It was the Hindu.
"I'm sorry", he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu and they are sacred to me I feel uncomfortable about sleeping in the barn with it".
The Scouser grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room.
Finally just as they getting off to sleep, came another knock at the door....
It was the cow and the pig.
"I'm sorry", he said, "but there's a pig in the barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable sharing the barn with it".
"No problem", said the Hindu equally graciously,"I'll sleep out ther instead". So off he went to the barn leaving the Jew and the Scouser to get to sleep.
They were just settling down when a knock came at the door. It was the Hindu.
"I'm sorry", he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu and they are sacred to me I feel uncomfortable about sleeping in the barn with it".
The Scouser grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room.
Finally just as they getting off to sleep, came another knock at the door....
It was the cow and the pig.