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For the first six weeks of their lives, baby elephants can speak French.
The homeless were originally invented to cure Athletes Foot.
Tina Turner has 18 toes.
Whats the most popular sport in Portugal? You guessed it: Jogging.
More people are shot with guns than any other object.
Im going to eat your soul.
75% of nickels are counterfeit.
There are over 600 miniature tigers roaming around on your scalp right now.
There is no word in the English language that rhymes with "myth".
The Tootsie Roll was originally invented to cure Hepatitis.
In the movie Saving Private Ryan, the word "the" is never uttered by any character.
The worlds youngest-ever oldest person was only 71 in 1903 when he gained that title.
Lettuce is a fruit.
Easter is not celebrated on Easter Islandbut Arbor Day is!
Before becoming a nun, Mother Teresa was treasurer of the Calcutta chapter of the Hells Angels.
When this movie ends, were going to go smoke a fat one in the parking lot.
The H in H2O isn't actually hydrogen, but ham.
Origami is more popular than Tetris or shoesby almost 25%!
Columbus called the Natives "Indians" because he thought he'd landed in Indiana.
Panda Bears are not bears at all; theyre actually a type of bird.
Neil Simon has never learned to read.
In Chinese, there are seven words for thunder, but there is no way to make an interesting point by expressing another languages lack of a particular word.
Beards are edible.
Mice dont masturbate nearly as much as they think they do.
The recipe for tennis balls was lost in 1987. Once we run out, that's it.
Everyone loves Bette Midler.
Gerald Ford is the only person to ever have the number-one album while president.
The elephant has an innate sense of trajectory not found in other trunked mammals.
The age of consent in Iceland is 45.
The proper word for a collective of dogs is 'dogrageous,' as in, 'There was a dogrageous of dogs running around outside.'
According to Montana State Law, unless otherwise posted, the speed limit on a mountain is 200mph.
Rock 'n' Roll was invented by the ancient Greeks who sought an explanation for the changing of the seasons.
The most populace cubic foot on earth is actually located inside the belly of Gary "Marmaduke" Higgins of John Wayne Heights, Texas.
Don't tread on me.
'What's grosser than gross?' jokes first appeared in the U.S. in 1812. Before that, they were called 'What's more peculiar than peculiar?' jokes.
The answer to the very first crossword puzzle clue, published in the New York World in 1912, was 'bikini wax'.
Thomas Alva Edison is known for a lot of things. He is not known, however, as the Father of Modern Devil's Food Cake, though he likely should be.
Irony predates Sarcasm by almost four million years.
The loudest noise ever recorded by scientists was the sound of a scientist dropping her science microphone.
The human body excretes between 11 and 14 gallons of urine per day.
Richard Maxwell House Nixon was our nations first four-name-having President.
Charles Lindbergh was retarded.
All of the songs on The Beatles' White Album are public domain.
The homeless were originally invented to cure Athletes Foot.
Tina Turner has 18 toes.
Whats the most popular sport in Portugal? You guessed it: Jogging.
More people are shot with guns than any other object.
Im going to eat your soul.
75% of nickels are counterfeit.
There are over 600 miniature tigers roaming around on your scalp right now.
There is no word in the English language that rhymes with "myth".
The Tootsie Roll was originally invented to cure Hepatitis.
In the movie Saving Private Ryan, the word "the" is never uttered by any character.
The worlds youngest-ever oldest person was only 71 in 1903 when he gained that title.
Lettuce is a fruit.
Easter is not celebrated on Easter Islandbut Arbor Day is!
Before becoming a nun, Mother Teresa was treasurer of the Calcutta chapter of the Hells Angels.
When this movie ends, were going to go smoke a fat one in the parking lot.
The H in H2O isn't actually hydrogen, but ham.
Origami is more popular than Tetris or shoesby almost 25%!
Columbus called the Natives "Indians" because he thought he'd landed in Indiana.
Panda Bears are not bears at all; theyre actually a type of bird.
Neil Simon has never learned to read.
In Chinese, there are seven words for thunder, but there is no way to make an interesting point by expressing another languages lack of a particular word.
Beards are edible.
Mice dont masturbate nearly as much as they think they do.
The recipe for tennis balls was lost in 1987. Once we run out, that's it.
Everyone loves Bette Midler.
Gerald Ford is the only person to ever have the number-one album while president.
The elephant has an innate sense of trajectory not found in other trunked mammals.
The age of consent in Iceland is 45.
The proper word for a collective of dogs is 'dogrageous,' as in, 'There was a dogrageous of dogs running around outside.'
According to Montana State Law, unless otherwise posted, the speed limit on a mountain is 200mph.
Rock 'n' Roll was invented by the ancient Greeks who sought an explanation for the changing of the seasons.
The most populace cubic foot on earth is actually located inside the belly of Gary "Marmaduke" Higgins of John Wayne Heights, Texas.
Don't tread on me.
'What's grosser than gross?' jokes first appeared in the U.S. in 1812. Before that, they were called 'What's more peculiar than peculiar?' jokes.
The answer to the very first crossword puzzle clue, published in the New York World in 1912, was 'bikini wax'.
Thomas Alva Edison is known for a lot of things. He is not known, however, as the Father of Modern Devil's Food Cake, though he likely should be.
Irony predates Sarcasm by almost four million years.
The loudest noise ever recorded by scientists was the sound of a scientist dropping her science microphone.
The human body excretes between 11 and 14 gallons of urine per day.
Richard Maxwell House Nixon was our nations first four-name-having President.
Charles Lindbergh was retarded.
All of the songs on The Beatles' White Album are public domain.
