1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I
borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily
function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically
under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!
11. Say,"Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper
and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you
kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I
gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt
cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you
can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born
Free"
I
borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily
function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically
under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!
11. Say,"Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper
and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you
kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I
gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt
cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you
can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born
Free"
too funny, cant wait to try some at the next welcome center.
