10 Reasons Santa Claus Doesn't Dive

[jonix]

found this while browsing--> http://www.maths.uwa.edu.au/~adrian/scuba/10reasons.html

 

[markfm]

11 ) The reindeer keep doing uncontrolled ascents

 

[MU_airtankhead]

Number 5 is by far my favorite and the best...
---He's nervous because great white sharks have made the "naughty" list for 25 years running---
Thanks for giving me a smile in this cold winter season without diving!

 

[Rick Inman]

12. Poor trim makes Santa a danger to the reef (see picture HERE).

 

[chip104]

13. The DIR elves can't stand his red suit.

14. Felt bad for the kids who didn't get anything for christmas after his big sack of presents entangled in the kelp.

 

[lai_rallos]

3) That big white beard makes it impossible to get a good seal on his mask.

Santa's wish list would include a custom made mask

-lai-

 

[Rick Inman]

3) That big white beard makes it impossible to get a good seal on his mask.

Oh, yeah? Have you seen NWGratefulDiver? LINK

 

[jonix]

Oh, yeah? Have you seen NWGratefulDiver? LINK

is he santa?

 

[CBulla]

Diving in colder water like that, I can understand wanting to keep the natural fur insulation

 

[BabyDuck]

colin, where's carlos' christmas finery??