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Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The...

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) i s 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them inEngland, and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that...

^ Posted in my Sex vs Diving poll. ^

^ supports SB. ^

You will note that in the poll I changed it to "satisfied."

Just Right Timing ttg

I was reading another thread and it was sugested that diving was the second best activity in the world. Curling, Reversi and Super Mario Bros. were suggested as possibles for first place, but I thought this would make an interesting poll with sex as the potential first. So here is the...

It is also bad luck to have women on board unless they bare them selves to the sea. I fully support this superstition. :eyebrow:

While it doesn't apply to carry-on, some carriers will waive the overweight fee if you can demonstrate that some of the stuff in the bag is recreational equipment. My Aunt and Uncle were able to do this on their way back from Cozumal last year. It probably wouldnt work for a whole extra...

I have an apex reg and I am quite pleased with it. I also dive in cold waters (BC Canada) and I would suggest you opt for the cold water enviromental kit on your reg. Also consider getting a Yoke adaptor for Din regs so that you can use your regs where ever you are in the world. Believe me it is...

If all else fails, you could always ware what dosent fit in your bag. If you had the Omega fins, you shouldnt have any trouble walking. I don't think theare are any regulations against wearing a wet suit on an airplane, but you might get some funny looks.

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One day, Bill was out drinking with his buddy Bob and the conversation eventually came around to their wives. "My wife always give me hell when I am out drinking." complained Bill, "I always drink too much and end up puking down the front of my shirt and she hates having to clean it." "Do...

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^ Can kill catering with a thought. ^

I don't think it is any more dificult or easier to fart at the surface or at depth. THe pressure diference is still the same, just the volume is changeing. While surfacing it may be harder to keep a fart in due to the increased volume, butr you still have the muscles to keep things in place if...

^ Thinks Warhammer is icky. ^

Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5...

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