chrpai
Contributor
OK, a good half the time you are exhaling. That's all you hear. A pony in the 'horizontal' position can (not asking you to trust me, but I'm just saying) dump a hell of a lot of gas before being discovered. BTDT with the kid.
That's the thing.... the only way to disprove you is for me to have a BTDT moment of my own. I do charge and turn off... but it's kind of like turning the valve back a quarter or turning the SPG away from you when you turn it on. IOW wondering if it's a snopes thing.
When I dive I hear the sounds of the animals and that of my buddy breathing.