PART 1
These are the reviews with pictures of the places we ate in May. Sorry but didn’t take pictures of everything or already started to eat when we remembered to take some shots. Hey, but were are on vacation. This was my 4thtrip to Cozumel and her 2nd, all within the last 3 years. Details from our perspective and taste, and from our experience at the time.
Some noteworthy items.
1. She likes diet coke (light coke in Cozumel) and it cost as much as a beer, between 25 and 30 pesos.
2. The sauces or condiments that come with your meal, do yourself a favor and taste them before you put them on your food. Some of them will light you on fire.
3. Notice quite a few places were charging for salsa and chips - $50 pesos.
4. We ordered guacamole quite often. Don’t expect it to show up fast like in nthe states. It was made to ordered every time and boy is it good good.
5. Seemed to be very few people around. We ate early dinners (5 -6) and were a lot of times alone or sharing the restaurant with one other table. It got really old walking around the square and having shop owners and waiters trying to get you to come in to either eat or buy their goods. Sometimes they got right into our faces - didn't make for a good time being bothered all the time.
6. Most meals cost between 250 and 350 pesos. Would be cut almost in half if we didn’thave any cocktails.
7. Not too many restaurants open on Sunday off the square.
MoneyBar:We went here 4 times. Basically because it was a short drive from our condo and scenic along the ocean not having to get on the main road. Salsa will cost you 50 pesos. Like a lot ofplaces. They have the absolute bes tbathrooms that we experienced. Large, clean and attendants that kept them that way. It was worth it to pay a little more just for the bathrooms, and let’s not forget the view, FANTASTIC. All 4 times had to flag down the waiter for our bill. Lots of folk snorkeling but we didn’t.
1stTime. Happy Hour (2for 1 drinks). What a waste for us, they bring both drinks at the same time. If you drink beer and fast a good deal. But we both found the drinks without much alcohol and with the outside temps all the ice melted before we could get to the second one. So if you are going for the 2 for 1 - in our opinion not worth it. Now for the good news. We ordered a hamburger to split between the 2 of us since we had a big lunch. The waiter had divided the hamburger on 2 plates and gave us each fries, etc on each plate. Enjoyed the hamburger but I think it wasfrom a frozen patty, FF were excellent.
2ndTime. Lunch: I had the mayan pork soft tacos and she had the roast beef sandwich. If you like pork you can’t go wrong with the mayan pork. Fantastic. The roast beef sandwich was expensive but good. Enough that she couldn’t eat it all so we took it home and I finished it for dinner.




3ndTime. Breakfast: We arrived a little after 8 with 1 other person there having breakfast. Service was great until after the food came. The staff was having their breakfast, but they have to eat to. Ordered a Bloody Mary – the absolute worst one I’ve ever had. After drinking a fourth of it I went to the bar and ask for some more mix.So now I understood the reason I didn’t care for it. No Bloody Mary mix just the box juice followed by what I think was some season salt. Way to salty for my taste. Good news we both enjoyed the breakfast. She ordered the waffles and I the huevos rancheros. He asked how I wanted my eggs, fried or scramble. I said over easy. He said fried, well done is what I got like hard boiled with out the shell but I enjoyed it. You have to go with the flow. Asked green or red sauce. Went with half and half. Really like the green sauce best. The small fruit bowl was good.




4thTime:Just went to listen to some music and have a few drinks. Had a great time but no breeze so very hot and sticky. Very Crowded.
CasaDenis:
We ate here twice last visit. One great and one terrible meal. So we tried again. First - one restaurant right down the street was offering $1 beer and 2 for 1 margaritas.Asked the waiter at Casa Denis if they would match it. Told us you drink for free when you eat here. Well not true.They did give my wife one free margarita. A week later I asked the same thing to a different waiter. He told me how great their margaritas were etc, etc, etc.After asking 3 times to answer my question - he said no.
Beside the above issue - the service and food was great. She had chicken chimichangas (said they were just okay) and I had the mayan pork (all boneless meat). The mayan pork was outstanding. Cooked perfectly and a sauce to die for. A nice place to sit and people watch. We were there on Sunday but this Sunday not much going on at the square.


LeChef:
Our dentist recommended Le Chef and after checking TA we decided to give it a try. We were the only ones at the restaurant. They did bring out and appetizer for free which was good. I ordered the famous lobster/bacon sandwich. And she got a salad and the spinach ravioli. The lobster/bacon sandwich just didn’t do anything for me. It was a hot sandwich and I would have preferred it cold. That’s just me, really didn’t enjoy it but it did have a nice taste. My wife enjoyed the ravioli but not so much the red sauce.The service was okay, but being the only ones there and sitting outside (too hot to sit inside) out of view of the waiter was probably the reason. We had a great view looking into the gym across the street. We both thought it was a little bit costly for what we got compared to other places we ate at in Cozumel. Next visit we will pass on Le Chef.
As a side note. Not absolutely sure Le Chef was the cause but we both had stomach issues that night, the only time in our 19 day stay.This was the only place we ate out in town that day and my wife’s salad was the only thing we shared. I was fine by midnight but it stayed with her until midmorning.



LaChoza:
We ate here once last year and wanted to try it again. I enjoyed the lime soup but she didn’t care for it. Service was outstanding as was the salsas. She had the garlic shrimp which was very tasty (I got to eat one). As you can see from the picture they were a nice size. I had some kind of combination plate since I wasn’t very hunger. Will pass on this dish next time. Didn’t realize a third of the dish was pork rinds. Not a big pork rind fan.


WetWendy’s:
After visiting Wet Wendy's 4 times last year, this was our first stop on our first night on the island and the only stop this trip. We did go by another time but they were closed. Has a great atmosphere with a very friendly staff. Everyone speaks English which makes it a lot of fun especially when a band is playing. We had a chimichanga which was hugh and very good which was enough for us to split. Beer was cold and margaritas were okay. Yes they are big but they don’t seem to have much alcohol in them for their size. A little expensive compared to other places but I guess you are paying some for the atmosphere which is fine. A big disappointment were the bathrooms. They were underconstruction last year and still were not finished this year. We both preferred the Thirsty Cougar their other place for stopping in for a drink and to people watching during the day.
Parrilla Mission:
Still our favorite restaurant. Always a mixture of tourist and locals. They have a hot bar set up with about 15 side dishes. Rice, beans, different veggies, cooked mushrooms to name a few. They will give you a separate plate to use. We had to ask for it. We ate here twice. Love the open grill next to the door when you enter. The best service we experience in all places we visited with great food and the best value for our peso. We always left stuffed and satisfied.
1st Meal: I had the MX chicken and she had grilled pork chops. The chicken was thighs and legs – bone in with a tangy red sauce. Enjoyed the flavor but won’t order again. To many other dishes to try. She really enjoyed her chops. Some fat on them but very tasty. We found that most chops or steaks are thinly cut.


2nd Meal: We noticed on our first visit that they had steaks for about 90 pesos. I ordered the ribeye and she the filet. After waiting for 20 minutes I asked what was taking so long. They didn’t have any filets so sent someone to the store to buy one. It was worth the wait. A nice thick cut. We both loved the white vegetable mixed with the carrots. It’s called chayote (vegetable pear is another name). Thinking on our next visit we might go to Mega and pick out our own meat and have them cook it for us like places do with fresh caught fish.


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