A Survival Guide For New Users

[Mike Boswell]

Allow people to drift off the subject and have a little fun, but then firmly - but kindly - bring them back on topic.

 

[Thalassamania]

Only if they "sleep with the fishes."

 

[DaleC]

Jets are for winps ... Duckfeet, preferably gum.

Yeah Baby!

Voits'll due if that's all you got though. Divers have to be flexible too.

 

[kathydee]

If you enjoy a particular user’s perspective – then stalk the knowledge by visiting their profile & clicking on statistics to locate all their recent and archived posts !!

It's particularly interesting to search through their profile for posts that have received "thanks."

Or, if you are a bit shy about broadcasting your stalker tendencies, then just locate their posts by doing a user name search through the advanced search options .

 

[FritzCat66]

... I have found divers to be some of the most helpful people on earth, unless you start discussing "solo" diving that is!

...which is why there's an opt-in-only, no-troll forum here specifically to discuss Solo Diving.

 

[diggerled]

Recently heard: Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[Jax]

Boy, did this ever go off-topic in a hurry.

 

[Paladin]

Boy, did this ever go off-topic in a hurry.

Yeah, but it lets the newbies know what they're in for!

 

[Rhone Man]

Recently heard: Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone on SB once had as their signature line: "Never mud wrestle with a pig. You just get filthy, but the pig loves it!" I always thought that was a great way of saying the same thing.

 

[reo]

Recently heard: Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

And others around you won't be able to tell the difference!

Ron