"Open-circuit and finning are for peasants"

[Manatee Diver]

The peasants are revolting!

You said it, they stink on ice.

 

[crofrog]

The poors will never find it funny.

 

[wetb4igetinthewater]

"Peasants" sucks the humor out because everyone knows CCRs and DPVs are disgustingly expensive... even more so than diving already is.

There are those on this board that make frequent liveaboard trips that have spent far more on those than I will even with a second/redundant rebreather down the line. I honestly don't know if I'll ever do even one.

You have inspired modification to this shirt: shore diving! (Which is 99% of my dives). Thank you!

 

[Rick Brant]

I like the taste of chicken over peasant anyway. Less gamey.

 

[MichaelMc]

For the

Noisy and Slow

Noisy and Exhausted

 

[lowwall]

 

[wetb4igetinthewater]

For the

Noisy and Slow

Noisy and Exhausted

You're into something here.
For the air hogs and lazy?

I can have different sayings as I do have a couple requests in DM to keep peasants. Having different versions of text for the same image (I've had logos created in the past) is trivial

 

[lowwall]

You said it, they stink on ice.

PULL!

Drifting to the left.

 

[MichaelMc]

When deep, invest in gear
<CCR>
not expensive bubbles

A bit of a take-off on someone's "Quality counts" ad copy.

 

[Boarderguy]

Most peasants will find the ref to peasants offensive. Add to that we're surrounded by the perpetually offended generation that want to yell down everything not categorically divisive in the name of inclusiveness...
I'd buy and wear the shirt even though a CCR is not even an idea that can fester in my mind.

Black tip travel = $2k with batteries
CCR = $10k+ with training
Friend that has a DPV and attached leash on their backplate = priceless