Ya have to really open up your mind to get a good visual image, ready. I know you have a hard time with this mind stuff but I'll go slow .........wait...........wait......
wait...........wait..........wait.........ready?
Here I am sitting on the edge of the stock tank in my leopard print wet suit (got it on sale), hot pink tank (shop was going out of busisness), neon blue fins (same shop) getting ready to do a back roll, when all of a sudden a truck load of Bubbas hits me with their spot light. I jump up and start running toward the house & I hear one of them say "Hey look y'all it's BIGFOOT", You ever tried running across a pasture in fins? Anyway here come the shots, I make it to the house just in time, they were getting close, I could smell the Redman in the air. Bolt the door, take off my gear & pretended nothing happened. The Mrs. is looking at me like I'm crazy, go figure. Looked outside & the Bubbas are pouring plaster of paris in my tracks.
Can't wait till I read the paper in the morning, headlines,
"Bigfoot spotted in small town USA", heck I might even make the Springer show.
Now ya know!
Don