Dork Divers Certification Classes Suggest Course Outlines
I would like to see specific course outlines for specialty classes and certifications. For instance:
Dork Diver Gear Specialists: The Dork Diver will be trained in recognizing gear that not only fits well but serves a purpose for the Dork Diver. They will learn that the gear color or lack of it will not effect the operation of this equipment. In addition, they will learn that any gear, kept in operational condition, serviced regularly, will not kill you. You will also learn that yellow snorkels have an additional use!
Dork Diver Rescue Specialty: The Dork Diver will be trained to spot divers who are distressed by unruly and rude NDDs (Non Dork Divers). They will learn how to treat this unruly, know-it-all-rude-I-told-you-so-my-gear-is-better-than-yours diver. Instructors will walk DD through situations where they learn to cope and that their actions will have no effect on the Dork Divers fun.
Dork Diver Photographer Specialty: The Dork Diver will learn that it is not necessary to spend $20,000 to get the underwater snapshots of you and your friends having fun.
Dave
I would like to see specific course outlines for specialty classes and certifications. For instance:
Dork Diver Gear Specialists: The Dork Diver will be trained in recognizing gear that not only fits well but serves a purpose for the Dork Diver. They will learn that the gear color or lack of it will not effect the operation of this equipment. In addition, they will learn that any gear, kept in operational condition, serviced regularly, will not kill you. You will also learn that yellow snorkels have an additional use!
Dork Diver Rescue Specialty: The Dork Diver will be trained to spot divers who are distressed by unruly and rude NDDs (Non Dork Divers). They will learn how to treat this unruly, know-it-all-rude-I-told-you-so-my-gear-is-better-than-yours diver. Instructors will walk DD through situations where they learn to cope and that their actions will have no effect on the Dork Divers fun.
Dork Diver Photographer Specialty: The Dork Diver will learn that it is not necessary to spend $20,000 to get the underwater snapshots of you and your friends having fun.
Dave