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Top 10 Signs Your Dive Buddy Isn't as Experienced as He Claims to Be
10) His octopus really is one.
9) He asks, "Which one of these thingies goes in my mouth?"
8) He offers to carry everybody's gear down to the dock.
7) He thinks BC is a comic strip about a caveman.
6) He says, "Oh, I just wait 'til I get that 'tingling feeling,' then I know its time to surface."
5) His mom has to buy air for him.
4) He's upset when you tell him that his dive computer doesn't run Windows '95.
3) He pees in his wetsuit BEFORE he gets in the water.
2) He argues vehemently that Nitrox was a monster who battled Godzilla.
1) He says he learned everything he knows about diving from watching Sea Hunt.
Yes, I got this from another site.
Bill
dead dog
10) His octopus really is one.
9) He asks, "Which one of these thingies goes in my mouth?"
8) He offers to carry everybody's gear down to the dock.
7) He thinks BC is a comic strip about a caveman.
6) He says, "Oh, I just wait 'til I get that 'tingling feeling,' then I know its time to surface."
5) His mom has to buy air for him.
4) He's upset when you tell him that his dive computer doesn't run Windows '95.
3) He pees in his wetsuit BEFORE he gets in the water.
2) He argues vehemently that Nitrox was a monster who battled Godzilla.
1) He says he learned everything he knows about diving from watching Sea Hunt.
Yes, I got this from another site.
Bill
dead dog
