TSandM:
I had a complete flood. A fruit fly was caught in the o-ring when the housing was closed, and as I am not much of a photographer, I didn't do a leak check when I got in the water. By the time I went to take my first picture, the housing was completely full of water, and I didn't realize a flood was the reason the camera wouldn't work (thought the battery hadn't gotten charged). When I got out and opened the house, it all became disappointingly clear.
So lemmie get this.
You're all gearing up for the big dive. Head to toe...
Boots and fins - Check!
Weightbelt - Check!
Plate & Wing - Check!
Incidentals - pockets loaded, knife in place, light and back up light all good - Check!
Gas on, a few puffs, a few breaths, watch the SPG, all good - Check!
Hood & Mask - Check!
Undies and suit all zipped - Check!
Camera - Hmm. Is that a raisin in the Oring? Whatever... lets dive. Last one in is a rotten egggggggggggggggggggg............
Fruit Fly?
You're killing me here.
But I can see how that can happen if you're not a photog. The owners guide specifically points out the hazards you should be looking for:
A hair? Negatorie. All clear.
Sand? Nope. Clean as a whistle!
Excessive Oring Lube? No way, baby....
Had the manual said beware of clamping your housing onto an INSECT you probably would have thought to check for an insect. Stupid manual.
I want to be the insurance adjuster on THAT call, Lynne.
Ring ring
"Hello! Mega-Insurance Claims Department, how may I help you?"
"Hi. My camera has had an unfortunate incident, and I'd like to file a claim"
"Sure Ma'am, right away. Can you describe the incident for me?"
"Well, its the darndest thing, really. I loaded my camera into the camera housing, just like the manual says...."
"uh-huh, go on..."
"And I made sure the Oring was in place, and all. I followed the directions to lightly lubricate it...."
"Got it. Continue, please..."
"And I took the camera diving. I turned it on, and it wasn't working..."
"Go ahead, I'm listening..."
"When I came ashore, and opened the camera, I discovered the housing had a severe breech and leaked... Water just poured out of it!"
"I'm very sorry to hear that. Is there anything else you can tell me about the incident...?"
"Well, I did notice that sometime during the dive, a Fruit Fly swam over and somehow wedged its little hairy body between the front and back of the housing near the hinge. He's dead now. Kinda has a O-ring shaped dent running the width of his body and right between those big creepy eyes, you know the ones that....
CLICK.
You are one on a million, Lynne.
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Ken