Water at the State Department

[aussie_shark_bait]

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods
(French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the diplomat.

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul,

"A man is sitting on the well!"


ASB - "you son of an ugly camel" what a classic i love it.

 

[Kriterian]

ASB - "you son of an ugly camel" what a classic i love it.

Another good one by you ASB. It was also very scary that I was thinking the exact same thing before I scrolled to the bottom and saw what you said about the son of an ugly camel.

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

I am so looking for the right person to use it for - i am begging for a confrontation this past couple of weeks just to spit it out - Almost Crazy - ASB

 

[scuba_chick55]

See here in Utah, we use the line "Son of a motherless goat" but the camel one was good.