UN Opinion Poll

[clive francis]

Last month the UN did a worldwide opinion poll, asking:
"Please give us your honest opinion regarding solutions for the food
shortage in the rest of the world."
The poll was a huge disaster:
In Africa, most people didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Eastern Europe, most people didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In Western Europe, most people didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In the Far East, most people didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In the Middle East, most people didn't know what 'solutions' meant.
In South America, most people didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in the USA people didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant

 

[Irishdiver]

Razor sharp. I like it. But I've got a feeling it's going to get pulled. ut:

 

[JessicaDodge]

one word... OUCH

Jessica

 

[Northeastwrecks]

Irishdiver once bubbled...
Razor sharp. I like it. But I've got a feeling it's going to get pulled. ut:

Why would it get pulled? It doesn't violate the TOS. Stop trolling.

Clive, this one was very funny.

BTW, we know what the rest of the world is. We just don't care. There is a difference.

 

[scuberd]

rest of the world?!?

is there a world past northern california and why would anyone want to go there? =-)

 

[Cherry]

I knew I liked British humor

Good one

Cherry

 

[ibnygator]

Not all Americans are supersensitive. If you can't laugh at yourself, you've got big problems.

Now, which direction would I head fromhere to get to the rest of the world? :winkbl:

 

[Lawman]

Do you mean dive destinations?

 

[clive francis]

no because dive destinations doesn't cover a country on your door step .... cuba

 

[Bren Tierney]

Hey Clive,

Don't worry mate, Castro won't last for ever and when he pops-his-clogs, Cuba (as with 'Los Baygas' - Las Vegas) will go back to the Mob.

Disney can't make Vegas pay as a 'family' resort, so I think 'Plan B' is gonna get another airing.

And the Americans don't need to go to Cuba anyway - they are steadily transporting it (albeit over 90 miles in car tyre inner-tubes) bit by bit over the Florida Straits.