Ultimate Female Joke

[Rick Inman]

After some time in the Garden with this new creature called "Woman", Adam looks at Eve and - shaking his head - says, "Why in the world did God make man so smart and Woman so stupid??"

"Well, " replies Eve, "He made man smart so that he'd love woman, and woman stupid so that she'd love man."

 

[Natasha]

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, anything at all, for $20.00...... on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....


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"Clean my house." (YOU GO GIRL!!!)

I knew when I saw that you posted a joke, it must be good. But, it was even better then good. Thanks for the morning laugh! ( Mania yours too!)

 

[jewelrox1]

lol that was a good joke. ive heard so many rude jokes about females such as the one below that my brother told me! :

why did the woman cross the road??


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who cares? she should be cooking and cleaning

 

[corris]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, anything at all, for $20.00...... on one condition." (There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....
"Paint my bathroom".

 

[britusa]

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"Clean my house." (YOU GO GIRL!!!)

Oh yea, oh yea! I'll vote for this one - great joke. Ever notice that a man's definition of a "clean house" and a woman's tend to be totally different? For example, my husband will run the dustbuster over the tops of our tables and call that "dusting the furniture"! :confused1

 

[Kim]

For example, my husband will run the dustbuster over the tops of our tables and call that "dusting the furniture"! :confused1

Isn't it?

 

[CathyI8205]

"Clean my house." (YOU GO GIRL!!!)

I definitely need to forward this to all my girlfriends!