Top 10 Bad Christmas Gifts for Divers

[rascal1933]

Hey Guy's, to Anyone who think they got lousey gifts ~check out this List.

Top 10 Bad Christmas Gifts for Divers

10) Snorkel canes.
9) A coupon book for discount time in the local hyperbaric chamber.
8) A bicycle pump (compress your own air!)
7) A lionfish petting guide.
6) Anything safety-related from your ex-wife.
5) Chum-scented cologne.
4) A wetsuit knitted by Great Aunt Emma.
3) Waterproof fruitcake.
2) Santa's amazing mask defogger with whiskey scent.
1) Tickle Me Jellyfish.

Happy New Year To Everyone!

 

[Wristshot]

Sea Urchin Scuba Socks.

Septic Rebreathers.

Paper Mache Flippers.

All wonderful gifts for any diver!

 

[Supernal]

See-through drysuit.

A free trip to the centre of the Mojave desert.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A nice, pretty blue sea-sausage
White speedos
Cologne "Eau de Shark Pheremone"
Biodegradable BC
Weights marked 2 and 4 pounds, but really weighing 8 and 12, respectively
Inflatable (anatomically correct) dive buddy
Kit and book for "Introducing Your Feline Friend To The Wonderful World Of Diving"
Strobe that actually sends out mating signals to horny dolphins

 

[rascal1933]

You Guys are way too Funny.....

Keep em' coming i may just see something on your lists
that Santa forgot to get me this Year...

Happy New Year Everyone!
Here is to Safe,Great Diving to all.
Cheers.