Toast???

[aussie_shark_bait]

A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering
things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but
they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To
the kitchen," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me a
bowl of ice cream?" The husband says, "Sure." She gently
reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so
you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that!"

She then says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top.
You'd better write it down 'cause I know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream
with strawberries."

She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream. Now I'm certain
you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down."
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down! I can
remember that! Ice cream with strawberries! And whipped
cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen
and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my
toast?"

ASB

 

[CathyI8205]

I'm glad there's no one at work. I'm laughing like an idiot!

 

[H2Andy]

hehehe... good one

 

[doole]

Alrighty, then...

An elderly man takes his ailing elderly wife to the doctor for a check-up. After a couple of weeks, he phones back because he hasn't heard any results.

The receptionist puts the doc on the phone, who explains that there's been a terrible mix up. He's got two sets of results that don't have names on them and he doesn't know which one belongs to whom.

He goes on to explain that in one chart, the patient tested positive for a sexually transmitted disease and in the other, alzheimer's was confirmed.

The man said, "My God! That's awful! What do I do now?"

The Doctor says, "Well, I'll tell you what - take her for a walk in the woods, hide behind a tree and wait for her to walk off into the bush.

Go back to your car and wait. If she comes back out, don't have sex with her."