Time for a holiday grin.

[Gary D.]

Redneck Nativity Scene

An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"

The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' "

Gary D.

 

[Yotsie]

 

[Rick Inman]

Somebody's been spending too much time out in the cold...

 

[Boater Dan]

I think that hanging with the FireGuy is begining to have a positive effect on Gary!!!!!

 

[Gary D.]

I'd expect that out oven dose sutherners but not from you Yankee's.

I didn't get sick from the Fernan dive but it must have shorted out something. I've been on graveyard and it's been a bit on the non busy side. NO I'M NOT USING THE Q WORD.

Ok, then what was the name of the horse in Jingle Bells?

Gary D.