the prayer for her and him

[Rooster1]

A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.


A GUY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho
with huge boobs,
owns a liquor store
and likes to fish.


Amen

 

[o2 clean]

That is so true! :lol: Right Jepuskar?

 

[A. J. Shark]

The first part is in the women's only section of the board... but the guys addition is great!!
- A J

 

[ckharlan66]

They posted that poem about me again. I am flattered.

That guys part sounds sexist to me though. I can't believe that you would paint us guys in such a way. I would never think that way. :bonk:

 

[Ber Rabbit]

And you're NOT one of them Some lucky lady is going to get her hooks in you one day and I bet you live up to poem number one!
HUGS!
Ber

 

[WreckWriter]

I prefer smaller and I hate to fish.

 

[ckharlan66]

Ber,

That is sweet of you to say. To bad your married.

Chad

 

[Ber Rabbit]

I know a good catch when I meet one. (That's why I started sharpening my hook soon after meeting Bruce!). I'm a lucky lady and the one you decide to keep will be too!
Ber

 

[kavka]

Did anyone met perfect woman like that?