MSP Rescue Diver
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty
at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived
home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark,
crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said, "Honey,
would you go down to the all-night drug store on the
next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting
headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the
dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug
store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise,
"Say," said the pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a
policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer.
"Well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like
the Fire Chief?"
at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived
home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark,
crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said, "Honey,
would you go down to the all-night drug store on the
next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting
headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the
dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug
store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise,
"Say," said the pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a
policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer.
"Well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like
the Fire Chief?"
