The nerve of this woman..

[jepuskar]

Woman gives naked intruder the 'squeeze' - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com

This woman should be arrested.

 

[Lone Frogman]

Yea, she should have pulled her gun out and blown him away.:gun:

 

[Hockeynut]

You weren't the naked intruder, were you Jep?

 

[jepuskar]

Ohh come on, that is BS. I would never break in to a 88yr old womans home and push her down.

Instead I would pose as the next door neighbors grandson and ask for some sugar. Once inside I would pull her hair in a very naughty way and make her yell out.. 'I want a dirty sanchez' and a 'pink sock'.

But I would under no circumstances ever do this naked, that would not be right.

 

[Diver0001]

You weren't the naked intruder, were you Jep?

First thing that crossed my mind too....

Hey Jason, you're an instructor now.... I missed that. Congratulations. No more taking orders eh?

R..

 

[Hockeynut]

Ohh come on, that is BS. I would never break in to a 88yr old womans home and push her down.

Instead I would pose as the next door neighbors grandson and ask for some sugar. Once inside I would pull her hair in a very naughty way and make her yell out.. 'I want a dirty sanchez' and a 'pink sock'.

But I would under no circumstances ever do this naked, that would not be right.

Hmmm, forgive me, I really didn't think it was you.

 

[jepuskar]

I've been an instructor for almost 4 years now, 5/05 I recall.

That's ok, I think I recall the PM to NetDoc...his response I believe was..are you serious? LOLOL!! You really need to keep up to date on the happenings of all members of the board.

Thanks though. I don't really teach a lot, but it helps with ladies.

'Hey, my personality sucks, but im a dive instructor' would you like to go out sometime? (wasnt directed at you Diver0001).

 

[Diver0001]

I've been an instructor for almost 4 years now, 5/05 I recall.

Wow then I was really asleep. I thought you were a DM all that time.

That's ok, I think I recall the PM to NetDoc...his response I believe was..are you serious? LOLOL!! You really need to keep up to date on the happenings of all members of the board.

Are you kidding.... I can't even remember 1/2 of what *I* said.... LOL

Thanks though. I don't really teach a lot, but it helps with ladies.

Ahh.... there's the Jason we know and love.

'Hey, my personality sucks, but im a dive instructor' would you like to go out sometime? (wasnt directed at you Diver0001).

** Diver0001 backs up into a corner and pinches his buttcheeks together like a steel vice.

Whew....

You'll like this one, Jep. I met a guy who wanted to use the macho angle to get in with women too. He got bounced out of the DM course though because (aside from being abysmal in the water) he just came out and said that he only wanted the card, in his words, "to get chicks"..... and he was serious about it.

Eventually he bought a double set all nice and DIR looking and bought a T-shirt that said "Instructor" on it. Probably cost him 1/2 of what becoming an instructor costs and gave him everything he wanted....LOL

R..

 

[jepuskar]

You'll like this one, Jep. I met a guy who wanted to use the macho angle to get in with women too. He got bounced out of the DM course though because (aside from being abysmal in the water) he just came out and said that he only wanted the card, in his words, "to get chicks"..... and he was serious about it.

Eventually he bought a double set all nice and DIR looking and bought a T-shirt that said "Instructor" on it. Probably cost him 1/2 of what becoming an instructor costs and gave him everything he wanted....LOL

R..

Wow, that is pretty sad. Funny yet sad.

 

[Hockeynut]

Hmm, sounds like good advice.