The geography of a woman...

[RiverPearl]

NOW THIS IS REAL THE TRUTH!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

BETWEEN 18 AND 22, A WOMAN IS LIKE AFRICA , HALF DISCOVERED, HALF WILD, FERTILE AND NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL!

BETWEEN 23 AND 30, A WOMAN IS LIKE EUROPE , WELL DEVELOPED AND OPEN TO TRADE, ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WITH CASH.

BETWEEN 31 AND 35, A WOMAN IS LIKE SPAIN , VERY HOT, RELAXED AND CONVINCED OF HER OWN BEAUTY.

BETWEEN 36 AND 40, A WOMAN IS LIKE GREECE , GENTLY AGING BUT STILL A WARM AND DESIRABLE PLACE TO VISIT.

BETWEEN 41 AND 50, A WOMAN IS LIKE GREAT BRITAIN , WITH A GLORIOUS AND ALL CONQUERING PAST.

BETWEEN 51 AND 60, A WOMAN IS LIKE ISRAEL , HAS BEEN THROUGH WAR AND DOESN'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES TWICE, TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS.

BETWEEN 61 AND 70, A WOMAN IS LIKE CANADA , SELF-PRES ERVING, BUT OPEN TO MEETING NEW PEOPLE.

AFTER 70, SHE BECOMES TIBET , WILDLY BEAUTIFUL, WITH A MYSTERIOUS PAST AND THE WISDOM OF THE AGES...ONLY THOSE WITH AN ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT AND A THIRST FOR SPIRITUAL KNOWLEDGE VISIT THERE.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

BETWEEN 12 AND 90, A MAN IS LIKE IRAN , RULED BY NUTS.

GOTCHA!!!!!

 

[Underwater Ogre]

Now I am crying...

 

[Twistedarts]

Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[santafejoe]

Lmfao:rofl3 How true

 

[drbill]

I will have to reprise my comment from SD.

After a long period of aloneness, if I'm ever going to find my way about the geography of a woman I'm going to have to use a GPS so I don't get lost.

 

[Diver0001]

I will have to reprise my comment from SD.

After a long period of aloneness, if I'm ever going to find my way about the geography of a woman I'm going to have to use a GPS so I don't get lost.

Better just stick to aloneness. The psyche of a woman cannot under any circumstances, be mapped.

You're just going to have to do like the rest of us, Bill; toss around in the vain hope of understanding enough about them that the bewilderment doesn't show.

R..

 

[Web Monkey]

Better just stick to aloneness. The psyche of a woman cannot under any circumstances, be mapped.

My brother is a psychologist. After many years of school and decades of private practice, I asked him "What exactly do women want?"

He said "I don't know. And they don't know either."

Terry

 

[Divedoggie]

I will have to reprise my comment from SD.

After a long period of aloneness, if I'm ever going to find my way about the geography of a woman I'm going to have to use a GPS so I don't get lost.

You can always hire a guide!