Rooster1
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A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were tough, he had
determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While
at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they
agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate
their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5
am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the
only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the
pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if
they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in
the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if
they're in the mud, then they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them
off, loaded them again into the family station wagon and
proceeded to try again. The following morning, MUD again !! This
continued all week until the farmer was so tired that he couldn't
get out of bed.
He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if
the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one
of them is honking the horn."
determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While
at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they
agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate
their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5
am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the
only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the
pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if
they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in
the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if
they're in the mud, then they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them
off, loaded them again into the family station wagon and
proceeded to try again. The following morning, MUD again !! This
continued all week until the farmer was so tired that he couldn't
get out of bed.
He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if
the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one
of them is honking the horn."
