The Canadian Government has decided to assist the USA in the war against terrorism

[Rooster1]

They have agreed to send:

2 of their largest battleships

6,000 ground troops

6 fighter jets

HOWEVER, AFTER THE EXCHANGE RATE, the USA will receive:

1 canoe

2 mounties

12 flying squirrels..

 

[caymaniac]

Good one!

Caymaniac

Go Blue!

 

[weight_for_me]

Even if we only send one flying squirrel.....Boris and Natasha won't stand a chance.
Randy...

 

[cat]

the submarine "fleet" in West Edmonton Mall... Used to be more subs there than in the Canadian Navy... newer too.

And it should only take *one* Mountie. They should have sent one after Osama, 'cause a Mountie always gets his man...

w_f_m: LOL! But you need a moose as well

 

[scuberd]

yeah, you guys think the canadians are a bunch of fun-loving, hocky-watching, beer-swilling people but don't get them mad. The canadian army is one of the toughest in the world and I would never ever ever want to be on the wrong side of them.

Two mounties and a 12 squirrels is all it takes

 

[Ontario Diver]

We are a "

scuberd once bubbled...
bunch of fun-loving, hocky-watching, beer-swilling people

and yes, it is one of the toughest armies in the world on a soldier to soldier basis. (it would help if we had modern gear thou...)

 

[weight_for_me]

I see we now have the right colour of camo now too....I wonder if they make desert camo hockey stick tape ???? And of course, what would a flying squirrel be without a moose!!
Randy...

 

[Amanda]

Never underestimate the power of a squirrel...