Texan In Australia

[aussie_shark_bait]

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh!We have wheat fields that are at least twice at large!"

Then they walk around the ranch a little,and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.The Texan immediately says,"We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has,meanwhile,almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks,"And what are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

ASB

 

[outlawaggie]

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh!We have wheat fields that are at least twice at large!"

Then they walk around the ranch a little,and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.The Texan immediately says,"We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has,meanwhile,almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks,"And what are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

ASB

As a Texan I've heard that one over here but they were rabbits not grasshoppers. Still funny though.

P.S. Everything is bigger in Texas.

 

[Firefyter]

There are two kinds of people in the world.....Texans, and those who wish they were

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

That is so cute guys; I have always personally thought people/guys who protest so much about size generally have an issue with size themselves, as we here in oz are a fan of it isn't the size of the boat that counts but the skippers ability at the helm....

Edited because i don't want my spelling picked on... ASB

 

[Firefyter]

we here in oz are a fan of it isn't the size of the boat that counts but the skippers ability at the helm....

Edited because i don't want my spelling picked on... ASB

Yeah, that's what every guy skippering a dinghy instead of a yacht says

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Lucky for me my man was the navigator of a patrol boat, than a frigate what next huh

 

[Firefyter]

Lucky for me my man was the navigator of a patrol boat, than a frigate what next huh

Did you say his name was Tex??....LOL

 

[wstein]

Good joke, have to tell it to the texans here in my office.

Paul

 

[saltwater taffy]

Being a born and raised Texan, this is a HOOT.

SWT