Texan Humor

[Cave Diver]

A little "Texas" humor. You really have to be a Texan to enjoy this, but I wanted to share!


Subject: Survivor-Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California plates, and bumper stickers that read: "I'm a vegetarian" - "I voted for Al Gore" -"George Strait Sucks" - "Hillary in 2004" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[Dee]

Now CD...you know there's not going to be any winners are all in that reace. Heck I doubt if half og them even make it past Brownsville. A few hardy souls may last to Del Rio but the best of the best won't have a chance of passing Midland/Odessa.

You sure this isn't just a way to thin out a few idiots?

 

[Cave Diver]

Dee once bubbled...
Now CD...you know there's not going to be any winners are all in that reace. Heck I doubt if half og them even make it past Brownsville. A few hardy souls may last to Del Rio but the best of the best won't have a chance of passing Midland/Odessa.

You sure this isn't just a way to thin out a few idiots?

Shhhhhhh. I was hoping O-ring might get into the race and take out the "auction competition."